Hey there, you! This is the first post on my Updates page. It’s not much of an update, to be perfectly frank with you. I just wanted an excuse to say hello to you, you lovely human being. There. Now that formalities are out of the way, let me just say this: you look absolutely splendiferous tonight. I can’t stay long for now, but please, come back to this page and visit me sometimes! I would love to see you again, say hello, check in, and maybe keep you posted on what’s been going on with me. You know… new song releases, fun gigs you can stop by, any deals and discounts… maybe even occasional musings on music as a whole, or questions for you on what you’d like to see! Really, I’d love to see you here again. ‘Til next time!
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